Song Title: Dancin Fool

Artist: Frank Zappa

Album: Sheik Yerbouti

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Lyrics for 'Dancin Fool'  by Frank Zappa

I don't know much about dancin
Or why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other and both my feets too long
Course now right along with 'em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin' every night, hopein' one night I might get it right!

(Chorus)
I'm a Dancin' Fool
(Dancin' fool)
Dancin' Fool
I'm a Dancin' Fool
(Dancin' fool)
Dancin' Fool
When I hear that beat, I jump outta my seat, When I hear the beat cuz' I'm a
Dancin Fool
(Dancin' fool)
Dancin' Fool

Disco folks all dressed up
Like theys fit to kill
I walk on in, see 'em there, I'm gonna give them all a thrill
When they see me comin'
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit, My Social Suicide!

(Chorus)
I'm a Dancin' Fool
(Dancin' fool)
Dancin' Fool
I'm a Dancin' Fool
(Dancin' fool)
Dancin' Fool
When the beat goes on I'm so wrong. Beat goes on and I'm so wrong. Beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong, The beat goes on and I'm so wrong, The beat goes on and I'm so wrong, The beat goes on and I'm so wrong!
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
Dancin Fool
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
Dancin' Fool

(Yowza, Yowza, Yowza)

I got it all together now
My very own disco flow, hey hey
My shirts half open, to show you my chains, and the spoon fer up my nose
I am really something
Thats what you'd probably say
So smoke your little smoke, Drink your little drink, While I dance the night away!

(Chorus)
I'm a Dancin' Fool
I'm a Dancin' Fool
I'm a Dancin' Fool
I'm a Dancin' Fool
He's a Dancin' Fool
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
(Music)
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
(Music)
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
(Music)
I may be totally wrong but I'm a, FOOL! ya

Hey darlin' can I buy ya a couple a drinks?
Looking for Mr. Goodbar? Well here he is
Wait a minute, I've got it: you're an Italian
Huh? You're Jewish! Oh, love your nails
You must be a Libra
Your place or mine?

Ha ha yes